Thank you, Ohio.

At over 40 pounds per person, France is the world leader in annual cheese consumption. But if Ohio could be considered its own country, just the cheese served on a typical chili 3-way would put it over the top. This is fast food at its finest (they have at least two chili chains), but you can recreate this masterpiece at home.

Cincinatti Chili 3-Way

1 plateful of overcooked spaghetti
1 giant ladle of no-bean chili
1 heaping handful of finely shredded cheddar cheese

Layer ingredients with loving care on a top quality paper plate. Serve with oyster crackers, hot sauce, and sweet tea.